it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
"what do you want to do with your life?"
I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME
have you tried turning it off and back on again
I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF
there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on
I AM NOT SHOUTING
IT DOESN’T TURN OFF
ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
i fuckin love shitty rip-offs of toys because
look at these fuckers
and it’s not even limited to toys like
god i love these things
are you trying to say Mr. Incredible is not in the Justice League
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY BATMAN ISNT AN AVENGER?!